You suddenly can't post this wish and end up posting that wish instead

You are, but then someone kills you.
I wish that this thread was 448 pages instead of 348.

@Darkyhard (View Post)

@Darkyhard (View Post)
You wish to fly like a plane, and then you transform into an actual plane and don't survive


I wish I was the color red

You are red, with your own blood
You die of blood loss...
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I wish I was LIKE A BOSS!

You are the boss of one of games. Then someone comes and destroys you.
I wish that i had a pie that:
Will appear right in my arms
Will not be poisoned
Is not a lie
Won't hurt me or anyone else
Actually exists
Is tasty
Doesn't have a bomb inside
Apocalypse-proof
Is big.

Granted....except it isn't chuck Norris proof! KKKKAAAAAABBBBAAAAAAMMMM!

I wish I had a pet komodo dragon!

@airstrike52 (View Post)
You mispelled spelled by spelling spelled as spelt. SPELLINGCEPTION.

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He eats you.

I wish for ?????????? ????????? ????.

Edit: zem unknown chars

You get it. It's too amazing. You die of a heart attack. It tried CPR, the RPC, then PCR, then dies.




I wish for a magical EXPLOSION BOMB IN MY FACE THAT KILLS ME.