What would you do as a god?
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Imagine that we, the forum users, are gods. Demigods, omnipotents, whatever, just imagine we can do anything. Really, anything. Now, what would you do with these powers?
-Don't limitate yourself of evil. For example, smashing two cars toegether will instantly turn those cars into android cars or whatever so that no one is hurt in these actions.
-Be as creative as possible.
-Think big. For example, using someidkwhat power to find out answers on a test is boring. Making the test rise into the air through a hole in the roof and get shreded by a plane's engines isn't so boring.
I could take one of those lamp posts on the edges of the street (we have really big and thick ones) and use it as a giant golf club on a car, and kick the car into a few houses a mile away. -
Meh, I'd preffer using some of the normal voltage power posts, they're more sword-shaped.
Also, I'd gather some clouds from the sky, rub em toegether until lightning is created, catch the lighning with THA FORCE and throw a lightning ball at a house.
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First, I would tell people that I exist and all the specifics about me, so no wars are created over religion. I would also tell them not to worship me. I would then throw Mercury at the sun, just for the fun of it. I would give the world free energy, because I'm just that nice. Once everyone likes me, I'm going to create a giant stick, and play billiards with the planets, and everyone will die.
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I would create advanced technology that would do as I wish without me having to think about it.
The world would be a better place with better technology, assuming all the little humans didn't kill them selves in wars over technology.
When I got bored, I would destroy the Earth in an instant to end the suffering, and start a new world and race. From there, I would play the true role of a god, however I would always know that I was not the true creator of all that is, but only my own reality, dimensions and physical creations.
My dreams often involve me having some superior "powers". -
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That's cool, but I was mostly talking about cool stuff you could do, not what you'd really do. -
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To do list:
>Mess up my worst enemies lives
>Rencarnate famous singers like Bob Marley, John Lennon, Elvis, Buddy Holly etc.
>Make half-life episode 3
>Bitch slap call of duty tryhard fans (Hate the fans, not the game.)
>Make a website so shocking that it makes 4chan look tame
>Make powder toy noob free
>Inspire simon to make powder toy even more awesome
>Populate mars
>Get megan fox to CENSORED
>Dump a massive turd (We are talking medium aircraft sized.) on Bill O'riely's house
>Make a computer with awesome specs
>Cure the world's major problems
>Convice myself I don't exist -
As in almost all previous posts, I would first bring peace.
I would also erase all flaws of man except sexual desire (cause it is cool).
Then I would improve the human body (more resistant, ability of seeing in the dark).
I also would give Mars all the stuff needed for life.
After that I would f*** off Einstein's rules (actually I respect him) and make rockets that go faster than light.
I would make dinosaurs alive again just to see a T-Rex being shot by a RPG. :)
And finally I would take my own galaxy to test or do every bombs I want that is so powerful you cannot imagine it. -
I would give the ability to men to eat their wife's cooking( I mean, who didn't tried? )
EDIT : Lol...
