@SrewDriver (View Post)
You get a piece of a brand new gum that is 50% Cobalt-75 to give it a sizzling taste sensation, unfortunately, like other highly radioactive substances, death via radiation poisoning also occurs, you would have sued the manufacturers, but unfortunately, lawsuits cannot be filed postmortem.

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I wish that Merbo's Minecraft server is active 24/7 without needing him to be online.

It does, but gets griefed and Merbo is never online to fix the griefing.

I wish everyone would realise WE REACHED PAGE 333!

Holy freaking crap, 3k posts ._.

Granted, you unfortunately get into a rocket that gets shot by a missile...

I wish I could resist radioactivity.

granted i you get a suit that can resist radioactivity but unfortunately i malfunctions and explodes.

                                                                                                                                                                                   

 i wish i could fly

@SrewDriver (View Post)
you can, but you get sucked into a spinning jet turbine.
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I wish i had a genie.

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@EqualsThree (View Post)
You can, but no one observes because they all look at that other guy that walks on water, and the other one that flies in air (trolololo)

I wish I could fly in water, swim in the ground and walk in the air.

@tudoreleuu (View Post)
Your wish is granted, but because the air must be "hard" in order to walk on/in it, everyone is trapped in the hard air and dies slowly.

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I wish I had an angel.