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One of the passengers in a Soviet spacecraft is fooling around with the equipment, and his monkeyshines may end the flight prematurely. The passenger is in fact a monkey named Yarosha -- Russian slang for village troublemaker. Evidently bored on the fifth day of a scheduled 12-day flight, Yarosha slipped out of his harness and took a tour of the spacecraft. Tass, the Soviet news agency, reported that Yarosha was having a delightful time tampering with all of the equipment within reach. Watch out, Yarosha; if you break something, they'll probably dock your flight pay.
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What is Charles Darwin's favourite dog breed?
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this is the funniest joke in the world
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor................
............(wait for it)..................where's my tractor?
lol
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight… -
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@btrab
Ah those funny NASA guys, always developping new crap
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia's Joke don't give a f**k about YOU -
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@bbcdude88 (View Post)
I have a joke too:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A nooby necroposter.
A nooby necroposter who?
A nooby necroposter called bbcdude88.
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@snowfire777
I know you are back, and you probably will never join the forums again. I have seen your new account, if it was you (and I suspect it was). Be afraid. I am watching. -
