You do but as soon as you respawn someone shoots you and you die again

I wish that the person who corrupts this wish turns into a gay unicorn

@CrimsonCloud (View Post)
first of all when I die again I can respawn again and the corruption:

OK I am a gay unicorn


I wish I wouldn't be a gay unicorn anymore

@egezort (View Post)
You stop being a gay unicorn, and become a gay pegasus
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I wish I could have a good night's sleep

you get a very good night's sleep and you can't wake up in the next morning


I wish I would play guitar better (not better as it will kill me ETC.)

@thunder999 (View Post)

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I wish thunder999 hadn't posted a blank corruption and wish

You go back in time and fix that, but then it is just useless spam.

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I wish I could stop lagging on my IRC server D:

The lag stops, but I join the server and spam it to carp.

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I wish for a pie so epic that it was pi.

but they don't put the ''e'' and you stay with just 3, 14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 5923...


I wish I could eat what I want

@egezort (View Post)
You decide to eat a Gay Pegasus, you consume yourself

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I wish that everyone knew that changing the tmp of PIPE to another element's ID number changes what is inside PIPE.