@Lord-Spectre (View Post)
Granted, but when you use it the first time, you accidentally teleport yourself into solid silicon.

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I wish I could think of something to wish for.

@qaddosh (View Post)
You think of wishing for dog crap.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Chuck loses all his power right b4 u become him

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I wish for a W.

Granted, it is radioactive and you get radiation poisoning.

I wish for all of your possessions.

@thunder999 (View Post)
He has no possesions

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I wish for lightning to hit thunder999 exactly 38 times in 3 seconds

The radius of the blast kills you.

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I wish for an E.

Granted, it is contaminated with hydrogen cyanide killing you.

I wish to be able to kill people over the internet.

The FBI tracks you and kills you

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I wish for a S.