Granted, you become so cold that you die.

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I wish to have the hiccups.

@Jackeea (View Post)
Granted, but you can't be taken seriously and are banned.

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I wish moving day was here already.

Well the poison has to be digested to kill you and you live

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I wish to be constepated.

@Mig33 (View Post)
you are but then your bowels implode because you "Diarrhea'd" out all your bowel matter.
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I wish for an English, readable, easy-to-code, list of ideas for batch files that spans to at least 3 ideas.

@gamax92 (View Post)
they do but then destroy the server

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i wish i had a hammer that can kill characters in stupid irritating baby shows

The baby's turn into zombies and eat your moms grandmas brain and so ur mom dies of sadness.

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I wish to be the first to lick the ground on a planet outside of the milky way

That planet is a mine that explodes on contact.

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I wish a laser that teleports people into the computers like in Tron