Granted every time you find a thread you want to post in it gets locked.

I wish for GOLD.

granted but I find you and steal it from you

I wish I was always healthy

Granted, you were healthy before, but now you have developed 62 different forms of cancer

(confused? well "i wish i was always healthy")
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I wish it was 9/12 already

@theguitarguy (View Post)
Granted, but you enter a space-time paradox that makes you repeat the same day over and over again.
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I wish for a beautiful, friendly and healthy cat that won't die because you want or have to corrupt my wish...

EDIT: you posted right before me @Jackeea ...

Granted, it gets cut in 109 pieces and is still alive, suffering because it cannot die.

I wish for a paradox.

@Jackeea (View Post)
llool

I wish a tank with a tons ammo :D