i heard chuck norris is the same person as justin bieber :\

he has a momma. he does anything for her. he has no father. he killed him coz his mom asked him to

11. Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms, for there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris stops planes by looking at them.

9. Bullit-proof vests cant stop Chuck Norris.

8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

3. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

2. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Bill Gates lives in fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

When Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the the world down

When Chuck Norris sh**s the toilet snaps in two

Chuck Norris doesnt own a toilet, THE WORLD IS HIS TOILET

EXACTLY!