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Chuck Norris Facts

  • roguegeneral--     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    this is where you put chuck norris facts.
  • Neospector     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    If Chuck Norris and Shaq qalk into a bar and order a bottle of epicsauce, the world explodes. Because the world cannot handle anything that epic.
  • Bad1z     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
    How to find Chuck Norris
  • HeyJD     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris can rip CD's... With his bare hands!
  • Bad1z     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris can win at a staring contest with a brick wall
  • HeyJD     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris punched a wall and it broke because of chuck's amazing power!(I made that up)

    Chuck Norris won a staring contest... With a mirror!
  • kamikai     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    The story of Nina turtles is true, Chuck Norris are four turtles, and when he crapped them out they were six foot tall and knew Karate.
  • HeyJD     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris owns the world.
    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris owns the world.

    (I made that up too. )
  • Xenocide     5th Oct 2010 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    There is no chin underneath Chucks beard, just another fist
  • HeyJD     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity............... Twice!
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