Yo momma so hairy, when she lifts her arm you see guy Sebastian in a head lock

Yo mama so fat, when she goes swimming in the ocean, all the fishermen say, "Hightide already?"

@Jackeea (View Post)
Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. XD

Yo momma is a decent and respectable lady.

@qaddosh (View Post)
lol i like that one

@qaddosh (View Post)
right back at cha

Yo mamma so ugly she makes blind children cry

Yo mamma is so old, her social security number is 1.
She babysat sat Jesus.
She served at the Last Supper.
Her breast milk is expired.

Yo mamma is so fat I was driving one time, and I saw her jump out in front of me. I tried to swerve out of the way, but I ran out of gas.
She's so fat she jumped, and got stuck in the air. They had to grease her up to get her back down.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.
She threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I'm done for now. xD

Yo mamma so fat i had to take 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side