[off wish topic so ignore this post]

@Jackeea (View Post)
do you even know what a paradox is? *facepalm*

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
wish granted, you drink too much and you stomach ph level decreases rapidly, you die of stomach erosion

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I wish that cucumbers were immortal.

@therocketeer
They become immortal and start killing people who eat them from the inside. >:D

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I wish that this wish was a paradox that could do no harm to anybody or anything or end the universe or reality, etc.

Wish granted, you have created a paradox that you are condemned to ponder for the rest of your life


I wish for super paper Mario to be a turn by turn based rpg.....like it should be.......

@CaptianKirk rule 12 >:D
granted, it becomes impopular and dwarfed by other games.

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I wish that chuck norris pulled of such a good joke that everyone who read it died of laughter (and I don't read it)

@therocketeer (View Post)
you are lonely because everyone died.

I wish that I had a bunker with naked Bisexual women in it and the only person who has a key to it besides me is FinalFlash50

I think there should be a new rule that stops people from wishing innuendo type wishes.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
you develope vitamin-D difficiancy for being indoors to long.

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I wish that the first mango ever to evolve was matte beige.

@gamax92 (View Post)
wish granted, @Simon goes in and the bubble fluid solidifies into diamond D:

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I wish for Rule 13) No innuendo influenced wishes.