you get them but there quality is so intense that you start floating up in the air by the sheer epicness of the sound, unfortunately, since you installed those death spikes on the ceiling of your house you were impaled, luckily, the speaker caused a blackout in your house since they use a lot of power. once they died, you floated back down onto your couch activating your "Life Alert" (that copyrighted) and an ambulance came and saved your life. sadly, the spikes disfigured your body so much that your ugliness will never get you a girlfriend or get married. (that really sucks for you)

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i wish for full-automatic weapons to be legalized in America

Granted, but we lose control of the weapons and everyone in america is dead

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I wish that i was better at granting wishes.

You are and then everyone goes crazy and then the world blows up for no reason.

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I wish they would change C-4.

@Jackeea
Violates rule 12, no < hr > (remove the spaces) tag.

@BOOMBOOMBOOM (View Post)
they changed it but you accidentally corrupted the database.

i wish i could play PT on IMAX.

You played it, but its too awesome for IMAX and IMAX brokes.

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i wish be happy and get everything that i want :P

Granted, but the definition of happy is changed to sad and the definition of everything is now nothing.

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I wish that could look through any material, like frozen H₂O

You could look through anything in the universe, so you cant se nothing :P

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i wish that everybody do anything that i say