@cctvdude99 (View Post)
it becomes so epic, that it exploded.

i wish for cake.

@BreakingNYC (View Post)
It's a lie, you can't get it.

I wish for a cold soda.

@BreakingNYC (View Post)
You get a cake, but the cake is a lie. The cake is composed of worms, mud, and snake venom.

@alexnotalex
Your soda is as LN₂, and when you pick it up, your hand falls off

I wish I didn't wish this wish before I wished this wish; therefore creating a Time Paradox and destroying the universe.

@ajerio (View Post)
The universe gets destroyed and you die.

I wish someone answered my wish earlier.

@alecnotalex (View Post)
Your wish came true, look above

I wish I was made of antimatter.

@ajerio (View Post)
The floor isn't, so if you touch the floor everything goes boom

I wish for a fancy hat.

it is made out of deadly neurotoxin.

I wish that apple wasn't suck a freakin control freak with their ipods. (I mean...who doesn't let you delete stuff off of an mp3 player?!?!? OMG)

@CaptianKirk (View Post)
You accidentally delete all the contents of iPod.

I wish for a pie.

@alecnotalex
That wish was used on the last page, try to avoid repeating wishes if they were recently wished.

@cctvdude99 (View Post)
Oh... I didn't notice that.