you manage to boot...but then you realize that you are running mircosoft windows ME

I wish i could fix all the bugs in the .net framework

You fix them, but then a spontanious celestial event causes time to partially flow back on itself, causing the old bugs to reappear in the "fixed" .net

I wish for a grain of sand

@mniip (View Post)
He is lying, cause his nose will not grow,,that means that his nose now will grow, thus he won't be lying and it won't grow anymore and... ETC

you get your grain of sand, but spontaneous quantum tunneling removes it from you...you are left with a void that turns into a black hole, as it was a true vacuum. you die.

i wish someone could tell me how many possible combinations are available in a megabyte :p

@CaptianKirk (View Post)
They tell you, But In a language you can't comprehend.

I wish i was Crocomire from Metroid 3.

@phanteon11 (View Post)

Granted, only you get shot immediately for looking ugly.

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I wish 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 00100000 01001101 01001111 01000100 01000101 01001100 00100000 01010011 01101111 01110000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01000110 00110001 00100000 01000011 01100001 01101101 01100101 01101100 00101110

@CAC-Boomerang
01010101 01101110 01100110 01101111 01110010 01110100 01110101 01101110 01100001 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100001 01110010 01110010 01101001 01110110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100101 01100011 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01100101 01101101 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110

I wish for a third foot

You get a third foot; in your head.

I wish I had a 63 gigabyte IPad 2 in mint condition that is not stolen in any way.

@ajerio (View Post)
it breaks as the warranty ends

i wish i wasnt super epic like i am now

you become less epic and in the process you turn into a ugly old man.

I wish that programs that I write would just work the first time.

@CaptianKirk (View Post)
they work the fisrt time but then you break it the second time

i wish to nolonger be an ugly old man