@EqualsThree (View Post)
We can, they just won't survive. Then for reason a giant radioactive toxin-powered flying structure lasers you.

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I wish I had more ideas.

You have so many Ideas that a jealous angered noobish mob throws you into a giant radioactive toxin-powdered flying wood chipper with complementary lasers to "give the wood an extra 'chip' to it"


I wish that I was the sign painter. world of goo!

you become a sign painter for a famous company and get fired for lousy work. Now no one will Employ you.
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i wish i could hurry up and fix the mechinism on my charge gun

@nmd (View Post)
You just reminded me I should play that again.

@ads999 (View Post)
You can, but then it breaks again.

I wish for EPIKNESS in a titanium bottle.

EPIKNESS is not a real word, so the bottle is empty
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I wish more people would join the PT facebook group!

One person joins, but that was one too much for the Facebook servers... Facebook crashes. (sad music plays)

Let me rephrase,
I wish I was the sign painter in world of goo...

But nobody ever sees you and you stay unknown forever just watching in your telescope...
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I wish my saves had success...

@nmd (View Post)
They do, but then some one pays White Glint to kill you. The last thing you see is a missile splitting into multiple missiles in front of your face.

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I wish that more intelligent people would join TPT.

They do, and TPT becomes a haven again, but that attracts loads of n00bs and the forum decends into chaos!
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I wish I could wish for something IRL

@tommig (View Post)
you do and it becomes corrupted

i wish for a orange... they taste nice