@DCBloodHound (View Post)
You Find that person but the person was your Girl/boy Friend and you get into a fight and split up. You are deeply depressed and become emo. while cutting your self, you sever a major arterie and bleed to death. Your death is featured on the show, 1000 Ways to Die.

I wish that i was Elec Man from Mega Man 1

@gamax92 (View Post)
But your comupter explodes when playing counter-strike source.

I wish I could think of a could wish.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
you won a pizza measuring 1 mm in diameter

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I wish we can make wishes about wishes

The wish fairy commits suicide.

I wish for more snow (we had snow for the first time in 19 years!)

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
Due to nuclear winter. The snow is radioactive. You die a horrible death from the radiation. You never saw the snow.

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I wish that I was unbanned form IRC.

You are now an IRC unbanning form.

I wish for DNA to be renamed deoxyribothermonucleic acid.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
But scientists cannot spell it, so when a zombie apocalpsye comes, we will all die because communication in the group finding th cure will break down.

I wish for a large spamfest group to DDOS the Power Gamewebsites.