@alecnotalex
You get the pet cat, but then it goes missing D:

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I wish pilojo wasn't a noob and going to get all 8 of his friends to downvote my saves.

@gamax92
You edited that in 4 minutes ago -_-

@gamax92 (View Post)
but it rains

I wish that I had Herman Cain would win the 2012 elections.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
He becomes president, but he starts a nuclear war and Scandinavia nukes where you live.




I wish I could draw better.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
It breaks. (Wireless things seem to do that all the time and that's not part of the reply.)

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I wish it wasn't school in two days :(

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
a nuclear pop occurs, and your popsicle was the cause. you are now dead.

i wish that time was faster.