@pilojo (View Post)
you get one but then irc gets hacked and your cpu blows up



i wish i my girlfriend was Jessica Alba

@Jammy45 (View Post)

Granted. However, she is very posh and dates you at an exclusive restaurant. However, she thought you were rich and makes you pay the bill and leave the waiter a tip, which is very expensive, and when you say you can't afford it, she dumps you in front of everyone.

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I wish that Charlie Sheen would get roundhouse kicked by Chuck.

Wish granted, but charlie sheen died of drug overdose right before chuck roundhouse kicked him, therefore he didn't get kicked while he was alive.

I wish I could dissapear but still be there!

@cac-boomerang Wish granted, but it wasn't directly a post. YOU LOSE.

You can, but the act of disappearing makes you invisible and inaudible, and dying slowly and incredibly painfully, unable to move.

I wish for people to stop wishing about paradoxes.

@sam123486 (View Post)

You mean be invisible? Ok, wish granted. Now you can't see yourself, and you keep injuring yourself when using sharp tools.

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I wish for someone to post above me after I post this (Read the wish carefully!)

EDIT: Pwned by JH

Lol. Pwned much?

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LIFE SUCKS

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
This happened to be the fact because you are looking at it upside down.

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I wish is can afford a Gigabyte GTX 560 ti GPU Display card.

@Yeungers (View Post)
you can but when you put it in your cpu ir blows up and the shrapnal kills you




I wish i was the sexiest 13 year old on the planet ohhh wait i already am
new wish i wish i could be sponsered by machinnama

@Jammy45 (View Post)
A cpu is a chip. Your can't fit a Display card in there.

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their sponsor is by ripping you off.

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I wish i have more time to do reviews.