What the hell is that?

I wish that pie day was real.

It happens, but you also get fishsticks!
(sorry I had to do that)
I wish that you would also get bacon on pie/fishstick day!

@Petrol (View Post)
Pie day turns into friday

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I wish for a state of the art Liquid Cooling system. No leaks, failures, bad thermal paste, recalls, stolen or destroyed. Try dat.

@Yeungers (View Post)
granted, but then it appears to be chuck norris' cooling system so he STEALS it and DESTROYS you
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i wish i could have all steam games for free(possible in fact...)

Ok but it was infected of a powerful virus and it makes internet explode

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I whis more elements in TPT

@danieagle7 (View Post)
but the elements have no use except for P*rn

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I wish i can buy free stuff. LOL

Granted, but the paradox creates a hole in the time-space continuum, destroying you.
I wish girls would leave me alone :/

@TheTempest (View Post)
You end up with guys chasing you.

I wish I could build my new computer right now.

@TheTempest (View Post)
But gay guys wouldn't

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Your new computer is a P3 proc with AGP slot GPUs and uses tapedrive

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I wish for a sound maker.

@Yeungers *facepalm* How did I miss that corruption? lol

Granted, it makes the sound of 10,000 men in the process of love making.

I wish my phone wasn't broken.