The pretzel is so small you can't taste it.

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I wish i got compressor cooling for my computer(this includes everything, gpu, cpu, fpu, hdd, psu, nth and sth bridge). And nothing doesn't work

@Yeungers (View Post)
The compressor cooling thing makes your computer so cold, it ices up, then the ice melts, and the water short circuits all the sensitive electronics.
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I wish I was better at thinking of wishes...

You are now capable of thinking of incredibly brilliant wishes, unfortunately, the amount of brainpower required would cause you entire body to shutdown afterwards.

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I wish that I was annoying.

You are now annoying, then somebody gets soooo annoyed that they kill you.

I wish that i can see all spectrums of light.(micro-waves, radio, infra-red,UV, x-ray, and gamma) HAHA BEAT THAT! XD

it burns your eyes

I wish I can talk with people of the past and of the future and can so find out my future.

you find out something horrible is going to happen in the future, you try to avoid it, and the horrible future happens.

I wish gaga would follow me on twitter...

She followed you but it was Gaga Geiss: http://twitter.com/#!/Lastschrift

I wish I could teleport me everywhere I want.

@flo998 (View Post)
your though of the sun when you were teleporting. As a result you teleported to the sun.

I wish nothing happened to me.LOL