@surfcash (View Post)
I cut it down and build Catelite a house with it

I wish that Inception was real

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)

roguegeneral--: I wish powder toy was run by skynet

pilojo: I blow your head off.

How does that have any relevance? You must be specific e.g.

I wish for an apple.
Then you die. - Unspecific, no knowledge of how he died from wishing for an apple.

I wish for an apple.
Granted, but the apple is weeks old and has a few worms in it, which eating it you die. - Very specific, and grants the wish and corrupts it

Anyway...

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@roguegeneral--

Granted, but then Catelite then bans the movie from TPT because she doesn't like it.

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I wish people would actually corrupt wishes in this thread properly.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
Your wish gives you Cancer and AIDS

I wish I was immortal

@Rconover (View Post)

You're not (See any relevance here?)

Actual answer: Wish granted, but God imprisons you in darkness for the rest of you life.

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I wish someone would post below me.

I do

I wish that i could remember

you remember that your imaginaton is so f***ed up because you saw you mom die ath the age of 2.

I wish that i was immortal and had eternal youth, but if i wanted to die i could, however, for this to happen i would have to want to die for an extended period of time.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)

Granted, however, you choose to die horribly over a 1000 year period because God imprisons you for eternity.

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I wish someone posted below me.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
Your immortality does not protect you from Chuck Norris...

Edit: @CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
No one posted below you, because the word "posted" is past-tense which requires this post to exist before your post.

I wish people would have more creative wishes.

@code1949 (View Post)

Granted, and at the same time you wished that, a man wearing an elephant shaped hat riding a bicycle throws a newspaper at you, which at that moment, an orange fluorescent robber prys open your door with a crowbar while the newspaper is still on your face, which then you throw at a lion wearing a WWII German outfit, which he kills you with an MP40. (Hows that for creative huh?)

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I wish for dgreen's hamster again.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
The hamster eats you.

I wish that wish corruptions were so complex that they take up an entire page.