They can, but only corrupt your wishes.

I wish my hamsters machine gun exploded, and killed only CAC.

then CAC tured into a zombie and are your BRAINZ

I wish for god to eat a pickle.

@dgreen (View Post)

But it only damaged the "CAC" in my username, leaving only the "Boomerang" part.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)

He does, only he takes a bite, then you eat it, the godly power in it kills you.

I wish dgreen's hamster had a girlfriend hamster.

it does and then they have so many baby hampsters that they eat all plant matter on earth and everyone dies.

I wish that i had a sterile 1 by 1 inch piece of blach plastic in my hand.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)

You do, but then a giant scientology van drives past, with scientists removing the plastic and taking it to their lab for examination.


I wish I had a real CAC CA-13 Boomerang.

@InfernoVIVIVIt is sterile, except for the nanomachines that kill you.

@CAC *explosion in distance*

I wish my hamster wasnt mentioned in this thread anymore. (seriously, its not even my hamster, i copied the picture from Google Images.)

You have one and take your family and friends for a ride in it but you crash in the mountains and 3 of your family and friends have died and you eat them to stay alive.

I wish that a 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ton block fell onto a orphanage.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
you wish for dead kittens

I wish i had a bucket of Deep fried kittens

@dgreen (View Post)

Granted. Your hamster - Whoops! sorry, lemme try that again. Granted. Your hamster - Whoops! not again, lemme try that again. Granted. Your hamster - Not again! sorry, lemme try that again...

I wish for P90.

it is covered in smallpox.

I wish that rougue general was in a tub of liqued that responded to hem saying somthing f***ed up by raising 1 in the ph.