@dgreen (View Post)
Granted, but you dont pay attention and someone stabs you in the back leaving you paralyzed.

I wish I could fly.

@pilojo
You gain the ability to fly, but unfortunately, you get arrested by a police helicopter for not bearing a license.

I wish I had dgreen's hamster (in his profile).

never mind.

its green because it's diseased.

I wish that you would watch happy tree friends with me.

He does, Then goes insane and kills you.

I wish @CAC-Boomerang (View Post) gave me my hamster back. (It's awesome, isnt it?)

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)

I do, but then your (infinitely large) big mama gets in front of the screen, with you missing 4 episodes in a row.

@dgreen

I give it back, but it doesn't have its gun.

I wish i had dgreen's hamster's machine gun.

CAC beat me to it

@pilojo (View Post)
He arms it with an RPG but when it tries to fight of the rival cats, it runs out of ammo and gets eaten.

@gamax92 (View Post)
Wish granted. Catelite comes and corrupts everyone's wish.


I wish I could be invincible from dgreen's hamster