Wish granted, the number "798582598375" now happens in front of you.

I wish I am me.

@Schicko (View Post)
You are now @me4502.

I wish that I knew all the digits of omega.

@code1949 (View Post)
You do, but it's no use because an angry gang of oompa loompas, unicorns, and leprechauns come and rip your head off.

I wish that I was DA DUMBEST OF ALL DA DUMB DUMBS.

@Ace (View Post)
Your brain now has a negative amount of connections and thus implodes into a singularity.

I wish that I had the mech in this image:
http://www.mechadamashii.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ac5_new_screen1.jpg

it eats you. I wish for my head to be an inverted singularity (white hole).

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You are now doomed to drift in an empty vacuum as you have repelled everything else, you will never be able to play TPT again.

I wish that it is possible to make a missile launcher that fires flaming chainsaws in TPT.

Your computer reads ERROR:264- no moving solids, then you see the blue screen of death, and you explode.

I wish I lived in artic city 2

Simon bans your IP adress and your account and you go into a state of eternal depression for making that

I wish for the things marco polo never told of that he saw like on his deathbed he said "I did not tell of half the things I saw, As I knew I would not be believed"

sorry skip this post

@user25 (View Post)
you are so amazed by the things that you hear that you go into a coma.

I wish i was immortal but if i came to a point in my life that i wanted to die i could