@theKJM (View Post)
But the moment you get it your computer crashes.

I wish I had Everything and nothing bad could happen to me or the "everything".

@Anmol444 (View Post)
But then the amount of goodness ticks of Satan and he throws Singularity Nukes at you.

I wish that i had a Toaster That had a laser installed in it.

@phanteon11 (View Post)
but then it vaporizes your toast.

i wish everything was possible when you play Minecraft.

@Demoman200 (View Post)
but then your impossibility would be possibly impossible

I wish that Simon was Ronald McDonald

@Demoman200 (View Post)
But then it has so many features that people cant distinguish it from real life and their heart stops when they die.

I wish that i could Double Jump.

@phanteon11
You can, and double jump off of a building.

I wish I was the owner of Sprite.

@TheTempest (View Post)
you lose all your savings on a crappy soda

I wish i had Moderator Bobble Heads

You do, they all simultaneously explode from over-exposure to each-other, causing a ban-hammer to go flying around, bludgeoning you into unconsciousness.

I wish I was Nyan Cat.

@TheTempest (View Post)
you are hunted down and killed by 2 year olds obsessed with nyan cat

I wish I had a new bike

@Alistair3900
The "bike" you got was a unicycle.

I wish the cake isn't a lie.