@TheTempest (View Post)
No statements allowed.

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I wish that I lived in a bigger house.

@UBERNESS (View Post)
you get lost in your bigger house and starve to death

I wish I had a pet monkey

@Alistair3900 (View Post)
The monkey rips your face off.

I wish I had luxury food every day.

but the food got you so fat that you can't fit your house
I wish for a dog

Granted, it dies.

I wish we weren't the only people on here, Yeungers lol

@TheTempest (View Post)
Wish granted, there are now NOOBZ all ova da place!! :O

I wish for a wish making machine.

@Ace (View Post)
It corrupts all your wishes.

I wish for an awesome computer

Your mod for Minecraft turns every block into TNT, which then simultaneously explode.

I wish there was an 'IF' logic gate.

but you don't know how to use it ! I wish my ENTER key works

@Yeungers (View Post)
It does, but your backspace stops working. (That sounds wrong)

I wish loads of people could go on ##TPTgames while I get to control StewieGriffin.
:P