I wish that my speakers would stop making static at random.
P. S. @dnerd your wish is now granted.

They do, then blow up.
I wish I was a single quark of self-aware matter. (Matter cannot be destroyed, for all you people who don't know.)

@TheTempest (View Post)
You hit antimatter. XD

I wish I was a self-aware photon.

@BudCharles (View Post)
then you hit antiprotons. XD
I wish I was rich and had so much cheddar cheese (my favorite) that I have a large cheese storage place.

@stickman101 (View Post)
I said photon not proton. A photon is a light particle, not matter or antimatter.

Oh I wasn't noticing that....wow photon and proton sounds almost the same.... then you hit a black wall. XD
wait I could also be rich enough to make a antiphoton for the first time, earning the nobel prize!

@stickman101 (View Post)
You do in anoth... damn.
@stickman101 (View Post)
Your cheese goes mouldy.

I wish I could corrupt wishes by saying "in another universe" in another universe.

no...not my cheese!! hmm...oh I see what went wrong, the air conditioning went down and now I got blue cheese from the mold...aww.

Granted, but only for a 100000000000000000th of a second. you missed it.
I wish the person under me would corrupt this wish.

A gremlin from underneath your chair opens his laptop and corrupts the wish, instead of me, the user under you virtually.
(Good one, that was hard to corrupt.)

I wish this was the 600th post.