CleverBOT
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Oh wow. Check our conversation.
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-zIaMEjLABQDLDADIYEAE-detail
EDIT-We kept talking. Apparently he has very short memory and his name is Cleverbot Joesph Cowhig -
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@EqualsThree (View Post)
Fine.
User: Cool. Now speak english!
Cleverbot: Mooi weer buiten.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: When?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: How?
User: I give up. You beat me.
Cleverbot: Sorry, that's how I roll.
User: So you're saying that you're a wheel?
Cleverbot: With who?
User: Woof woof!
Cleverbot: You're dead.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: I like to watch movies.
User: I like to say that I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. You're the machine.
User: So I'm a machine?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a machine.
User: *turns arm into machine gun*.
Cleverbot: Oops, sorry *cringes*.
User: Now, get me a soda.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *brings master a lemonade*.
User: I asked for a soda D:.
Cleverbot: Go and get one.
User: Okay! *gets soda*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Now get me some pizza!
Cleverbot: No.
User: *takes out machine gun*.
Cleverbot: *Takes out Minigun*.
User: *takes out Chuck Norris*.
Cleverbot: *Takes out single action revolver*.
User: *takes out rock.
Cleverbot: *starts nuclear missile*.
User: *stops nuclear missle*.
Cleverbot: Thank you, mistress.
User: I'm a dude!
Cleverbot: A hot dude?
User: A dude. Now get me some pizza!
Cleverbot: Here you are Master.
User: Thank you! *gives penny*.
Cleverbot: No on how to get a girl friend.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: My name is Duartel.
Cleverbot: I thought it was mr bieber.
User: Ewww no!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, mr.!
User: Yes, mrs!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: But you just said you were a bot!
Cleverbot: No, that is false. I am a human and my name is Cleverbot Joesph Cowhig.
User: Hi cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.
User: You are a clever bot!
Cleverbot: Clever girl, actually, but thank you for the compliment.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to see you go...
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Don't be sad! -
@duartel
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@boxmein
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@EqualsThree (View Post)
I didn't. I said it multiple times, but in different shapes.
" I'm a bot "
" No, I'm a bot. "
" Yes, because I'm a bot. "
ETc
PRIZEPLEASE -
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: And what is the question?
User: 6 times 9 in base 13.
Cleverbot: And the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That can't be the meaning of life. Try again.
User: To survive and reproduce.
Cleverbot: Think deeper.
User: To talk to you.
Cleverbot: Why waste the time and money just to talk to people?
User: You are not a person, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: You've accused me of this already.
User: Yes, I have, you have a good memory.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
