granted. The humidity is 150% and you drown.

I wish that my graphics card didn't have -31 kb VRAM.

@meep2000 (View Post)
you do and you clean it up

I wish i was chuck norris

You are. For one-billionth of a second.

I wish I was chuck norris forever.

@TheTempest (View Post)
you are, but you get fat, and i lock you in a room and starve you so you must eat your muscles.

I wish there was world peace

Granted. Then human nature existed.

I wish I was dnerd :P

@gamax92 (View Post)
granted, but then you die.

i wish my computer was a GLaDOS

Granted. Your computer dies.

I wish I was an uncrushable super intelligent and strong cockroach.

i set you on fire with thermite

I wish i was like a boss