@randalserrano (View Post)
You're crushed under the weight of millions of five cent coins.

I wish I was a cloud.

Granted, but you are condensed into rain and absorbed by the sea, now surrounded by ocean water and urine.

I wish I was could conjure food at will.

Granted, but the food appears inside your skull and replaces your brain.
I wish that I could visualize a hypersphere.

I wish 42 was the answer to the ultimate question.

Oh wait, it is!

You don't answer a wish and the universe imploded.
I wish that I could have some anti-Rhenium.
PS: Woot 100th post!

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
It annihilates with matter and vaporizes your face.

I wish that wishes do not exist.

I wonder what the hell that is and you die. ( I know WTF, stumped me but... you will figure it out.)

I wish this thread will not feel the consquinses of beezlebub

@code1949 (View Post)
It would still look cool... painful, but cool.
Your wish gets assigned a retarded fairy who turns you into Chuck Norris' lunch instead.

@petrol
It doesn't, but you do.

Bill stevens is mad I wish

Umm... Ok.