@Spock (View Post)

You miss me, the bullet ricochets and comes back at you, but that's not important because i shot you too, and did not miss.

The next user's head is duct taped to the wheel of a bicycle, and is sent down a mountain.

Don't you like saying "duct tape"?

duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape

In 1 mm of Water.

The next user goes inside SCP-004.

Bumpity bump

But I cannot go into the key so I Stop (Try to be more specific, I know you meant the door and all but SCP-004-1 Is its designation I believe)

The next user cannot post but in posting creates a paradox. (And we all know how paradoxes resolve themselves)

I cannot post, in an alternate universe, but that doesn't stop me from posting in this universe.

The next user has been erased from all universes and cannot be brought back.

But my TARDIS and I were merely in the time vortex and we rematerialize

Pacbrad clones himself and attacks, killing your family then coming for you.

@Spock (View Post)

Where did the antimatter come from. And by saying self I meant me

belugawhale:

I get my trusty ear plugs out.

 

The next user is in a cloud of antimatter.

@coenmcj (View Post)

 I scare him off my appartment's long, dark staircase with the help of SCP-087-1

The next user is the O button of the PS3 controller during a God Of War playthrough.