:derp I have prosthetic legs.

 

!set ctype next user's computer CRSH!!! (CRSH=crash)

I just restart the computer.

 

!set type next user AMTR.

i was floating over your house at the moment...

 

!set type NEXTUSER DUST

I mod DUST out of the game, you get an error and are killed by a blue screen of death.

 

The next user is trapped in a small room with my super annoying classmate, he is so annoying you instinctively start to slam your head on the walls to make it stop, also, he is invincible and refuses to stop talking.

I get my trusty ear plugs out.

 

The next user is in a cloud of antimatter.

@belugawhale (View Post)

I fire up my telaportation device and go to DA MOON, videotaping the explosion and uploadeing it to youtube. The vido is so cool that it gets 1,000,000,000 views and I get a million dollars.

 

The next user is in deep space, with nothing but a "Me which is I".

 

Also

@fireball5000 (View Post)

 Error- Name too long :)

a self?

I'm guessing that's a typo, and i ride the shelf like a surfboard to earth on the shock wave of the antimatter, but go so fast, I don't burn up in the atmosphere, and I land on my feet,and a traveling show pay me a lot to do it short range.

I stab you.
(going back to the unimaginative things.)

... With a rubber knife

 

The next user's Aperture science brand lemon violently combusts

 

 

It combusts before I open the can, but since there is no free oxygen available, it fire dies out within a couple of seconds.

 

The next user is trapped in a box filled with strange matter.

Its a Framberry. I eat it then tear the box.
or, It eats dartboard but not flesh or bone, i walk out unharmed.
Take your pick.

I shoot you.