@Veldin (View Post)

 Rulebreaker, nothing to see here.

My bouncy head bounces the rock back into a lava pit.

 

R.I.P. Rocky Rockerson 9000 BC - August 18, 2012

 

I throw a snapping turtle at the next person.

@Citopow (View Post)

I dodge it, and you hit PacBrad...

 

I fire the strongest and most deadliest Soviet Missile, straight at the turtle-thrower's dog.

It misses because I do not have a dog.

 

I throw a rusty iPad with tetanus on the sharp edges on it to the next person.

you throw it too hard, and it goes around the world and kills you D:

the person below me is trapped in the center of the earth  :o

 

@slug14 (View Post)
Contrary to popular belief, the core of earth is actually a luscious oasis of life, with magical properties keeping me alive forever.
The person below gets stuck with a troll face stuck on them forever. (Yes that could be considered a bad thing.)

@Veldin (View Post)

 No cursing on the forum.. this was laid out a bit ago (and one time a post called What the h#ll - IRC got locked for it.

@Veldin (View Post)

 And what? Can we please get back on topic..?

 

I hit the next person with a ScanSnap S300 scan-printer.