... The insurence companies find a way to send you of to north Korea.

at least you meet someone in heaven was compressed....

 

I wish for Large golden apples next to me

They start rolling. You have some people to meet in heaven!

 

I wish I knew what to wish for

Your wish corrupts itself because you have infinite download speeds, meaning things never download.

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I wish I had a quantum computer.

Granted. but it is so advanced that everything slows down and eventually stops and you are stuck in a dead zone

 

 

 

 

I WISH FOR AN APPLE PIE THAT CAN NEVER BE STOLEN ROTTED OR MESSED UP IN ANY WAY HAHAHAH

Granted but no one likes it.

I wish for a 'Q' key off a keyboard.

@PacBrad (View Post)

Congratulations! A 273 key keyboard arrives in a parcel. Although it contains numberous numbers and symbols easily accessibly without having to memorize and execute the Alt + 0XXX rubbish to get them. However, it is not without it's disadvantages, and after you finally find a desk large enough to fit it, you cannot fit a monitor on top. Also, it creates significant lag to type with it, and you find yourself shoved outside with a basketball for the rest of the day after your mother got annoyed at your rage while using it.

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I wish TV remotes worked on other people (e.g. for muting, changing channel/mood, etc.)

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)

 Granted. You push the power button, killing off everyone on Earth.

 

I wish for a nuclear missle to launch at the next politician who complains about global warming.