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Chuck Norris Facts

  • boxmein     5th Oct 2010 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    Neospector:
    If Chuck Norris and Shaq qalk into a bar and order a bottle of epicsauce, the world explodes. Because the world cannot handle anything that epic.

    Awesomesauce?
    In Soviet Russia,Chuck Norris is the same!
  • duartel     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris has X-ray vision, can fly and I heard he has a house... inside the Sun!!!
  • Jaxtosh     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    chuck norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast his foot broke the speed of light and killed amelia airheart while she was flying over the pacific.
  • pandaikon     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck moved his windings (?dunno if correct i mean the brain lines [using google translate]?) so that they arranged in the face of Albert Einstein. While he was counting again till infinite.
  • Dragonfree97     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris is quite possibly everything that has ever existed.
  • roguegeneral--     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    chuck norris decides who wins all of the world leader positions
  • pilojo     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris IS the last digit of PI.
    Chuck Norris IS and always will be Chuck Norris, there is no changing after death.
    Chuck Norris has been cloned, the only problem was, you cannot clone an exact copy of Chuck Norris, so it came out a little weaker and they named it Jackie Chan.
  • Finalflash50     5th Oct 2010 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • Phlegmkitty4427     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris is a guy
  • vanquish349     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    chuck norris's round house kick goes faster than the speed of light that means if you flicked a light switch and chuck norris round house kicked u would be dead before the light turned on
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