Survive The Attack
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@emmien (View Post)
After the splat, like Prince of Persia, I rewind time and un-splat my head. Again and again and again, after one time I decide to rewind even further and I just barely miss the phone.
The next person falls into the crater that phone created. -
The crater was only a few inches across, so the only fall that happens is a small stumble.
The next person is locked inside a cold fusion reactor.
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The mirror explodes before I could see myself
The next user is trapped on an asteroid about to hit Earth at 40 kilometers per second with no way to get off.
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I throw a canister of red matter at the asteroid, which opens a black hole, destroying the asteroid.
The next user is standing only three feet from the event horizon.
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OMG Lmao I know your post about the Diamond pickaxe is oold but I literally lol'ed |
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I ride the peices of asteroid out of harms way!
I put large amounts of eye drops in the next users tacos!EDIT: I just realized that if I was on this asteroid I would more than likely burn up in earths atmosphere
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I didn't order tacos and wasn't in the mood for them so i threw them away.
The next user hits the big red "do not push" button.
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The button malfunctions and makes the coffee maker explode instead.
The next user drinks explosive coffee, with extra explosive cream. The cream is flavored "explosive".
