Fortunetly (for me atleast) SCP-682 escapes again and all everyone has to evacuate, so i escape.

The next user is shoved into the "imput" chamber in SCP-914.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914

But the device has a few cogs missing and the intake door does not close

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The next user has just seen SCP-096 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096

(Also You don't need to answer this but I Would like to know, If you were stuck in a long and dark hallway stuck with the slenderman and SCP-173 Both at the same side of the hallway and the end you are in is a deadend, how would you deal with it?)

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(I believe grammar and proper spelling is one of the rules, I would recommend reading them, but asides that have a pleasant stay in TPT forums!)

But I have never commited wrong within my life in any way, shape or form, so he lets me live.

The next user has decided to touch a glowing radioactive Plutonium rod.

It is only glowing red because it was placed under an insulating material and has become hot. I just wait for it to cool to safe temperatures, then pick it up with nothing happening.

The next user is chained to a tungsten block and thrown into a pool of mercury.

The mercury is -2000 degrees so it dissipates immediately.       __________________________________________

The next person must go through a guiillatine and than have there body lit on fire.  He has the bubonic plague.

I'm made of solid diamond and can't be hurted.

Next person is a chair and will die in 2 seconds.

In French, "chair" means "flesh", so there is no change.

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The next person is (once again) my character in Dark Souls, that's more than enough to kill you.

The game glitches, and makes the character invincible.

The next user is subjected to an intense beam of muons, causing all of the hydrogen in their body to fuse into helium.

And then the helium caused me to float off into space, then into deep-space, then into evan deeper space, then deep deep deep-space, then into a black-hole. As I go into the black-hole my phone falls out (Which you will hear about in the next paragraph). 100's of years later scientists discover that at the end of black-holes there is a giant matress. I fall onto this matress and bounce all the way back and happen to land in a foam factory.

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As mentioned in the first part, my phone fell out my pocket, this also bounces off the matress and plumits to earth. This then falls on the head of the person who will comment below me. their head goes

SPLAT