Wish corrupter.
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Granted. They have arsenic in them instead of radioactivity.
I wish I had an neutron bomb with a countdown on it so I could get as far away as possible.
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@Michael238 (View Post)
But the countdown was for 0.001s.
I wish had max FPS in every game with V-Sync enabled.
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Granted. The FPS is so fast that you can't see what you are doing and then your computer's CPU heats up past 212 degrees fahrenheit and then crashes.
I wish for a bowl of rice.
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Granted. You recieve so much pie that you can't survive tthe pressure and implode into a black hole.
I wish I could turn the black hole into a wormhole.
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Granted, but you get sucked through to an alternate reality in which you are a pig. You are, sadly, butchered and made into hot dogs.
I wish that bananas were purple instead of yellow
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Granted. They are purple because you are now in a solar system with a binary star. The stars are red and blue colored respectively. You die of UV burns from the blue star.
I wish that time went by faster when I'm bored.
Also, hot dogs are usually made with beef, not pork.
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@Michael238 (View Post)
I wish you'd read what I said in the previous post.
@Michael238 (View Post)
Time went so fast that you accidentally got 80 years old in 15 minutes. :O
I wish I could break applications and make them do what I want.
