1. the Japanesse tried to clone chuck norris but it came out weaker and they called it Jackie Chan.
2. Chuck Norris once urinated into a semi's fuel tank this semi is now know as Optimus Prime.
3. Chuck Norris decieded to sell his urine has an energy drink this is now as red bull.

Jaxtosh
no u meen monster energy drink



Chucks Norris' mom has a tattoo that is a heart that sais son in it .
Chuck Norris doesnt have body guards... body guards have him

Chuck Norris has an older brother... His name is the Multiverse
Chuck Norris' doctor once tried to kick his shins... the doctor has no legs now.

20 years ago Chuck Norris went on his spaceship in universe.
Now we now for sure: We're the only one left in the world.

Chuck norris steals from stealers.
God worships chuck norris.
Chuck norris' roundhouse kick breaks the sound barier, and if he's up for it, the light barrier.
Chuck norris is ALWAYS up for it.
Chuck norris never uses e-mail. This is because he can get to his destination faster than an e-mail.
Chuck norris can fly.
Chuck norris snores sometimes. This is why we have tornados and hurricanes. However, he does not sleep. He just meditades by focusing his pwnage into his mind. This is when he snores.
Chuck norris is sparta.

antb
yh its ok...
omg this reminds me lmfao!>.<

a few years ago my grand mother bought my 7y.o. sister a monster thinking its pepsi...
that was a nightmare





Chuck Norris climed Mt. Mons on Mars.
(i think its called mons)

Chuck Norris doesnt need a space suit. Hes so strong that he doesnt need air

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well, basically if you want to mean the highest mountain it's Olympus Mons, so you were close.