I attempt to make homemade cheese, and after failing miserably, decide to go buy some. I find the store is closed so I see a police car on the side of a street and and a hobo sleeping on a rodeside bench. I sneak into the police car and steal his gun but not with out being seen. I hide it out for a while till they leave then I go threaten the hobo and steal his stuff, go take a nap with it till its nighttime, and break into the store. I quickly grab a pack of cheese and run out shooting all the way. I scare a few people and thats to my advantage. I fianally get home and make a cheese sandwitch. DE CHESE IS HAVED!

THe next user has to fight a bear bare-handed.

Edit: Sorry snail. U beat me so I get a maual and figure it out, not without killing a whole poplulation becasue of low maintince becaue I thought it ran on its own... :D

Ok, skip that comment. It isn't following the rules and it doesn't make any sense.

I jump over the lava pit only to fall backwards again and then batman saves me from certian death by using his bat grappling hook to wrap around my wrist and pull me back up. I thank him and buy him icecream but then I realize I dont have my credit card so I slap the cashier, take the money, grap batmans smoke bomb, and run out with a tripple dobble fudge cone w/nuts.

The next user needs mustard for a slipping slide.

@snail (View Post)

Well its malfunctioning...

Saddly, yes. I try to make mine longer to show examples but no one trys.

Ok, jacob1. Dont lock this yet. I am going to reorganize the rules and change the How to Play part and hopefully it will not seem like the same game.