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Chuck Norris Facts

  • Finalflash50     5th Oct 2010 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • duartel     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris kills you if you spell his name without capitals.
  • pilojo     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    duartel
    pilojo:
    roguegeneral--
    Chuck Norris MUST always have capitals. OR YOU DIE!!!!

    Don't repeat Chuck Norris jokes.... OR YOU GET A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE.
  • duartel     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Don't repeat Chuck Norris jokes.... OR YOU GET A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE.
    If you knew about that you will get eaten too.
  • -cm64-     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    pilojo:
    Chuck Norris CANNOT be cloned because scientists know that if Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick hits another Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick the universe would implode and the 3rd dimension would not exist.

    No, no. That's not what would happen. The force would be powerfull enough to tear reality into the fourth dimension in which the universe is wrapped into a hypersphere, and due to the immense tightness of the universe... oh wait, then it actually might implode :P. It would either implode into nothing or wrinkle into hyperconfeti in tetraspace violently as the universe implodes or other things could happen. (...searching youtube for slow-motion video of bubble popping...) Hey, what do you know! I was actually partly right! Anybody who knows that the universe is probably the surface of a hypersphere can see the analogy that I'm trying to create. I said partially right because this bubble's surface has thickness to it and the universe has no thickness, so there's really no telling what could happen...
  • pilojo     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    -cm64-
    SEE!!! You even agree it COULD implode.
  • -cm64-     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Yes, but probably not the way you thought.

    EDIT: Just to clarify, the spot where the hole starts is where Chuck Norris kicked another one of his kicks; not where the explosion happened.
  • pilojo     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    -cm64-
    I only mentioned one way... was too lazy to type any more.
  • roguegeneral--     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    duartel
    duartel:
    i heard chuck norris is the same person as justin bieber :\

    SATAN!!!!!!!!!
  • Sylvi     5th Oct 2010 Moderator 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris doesn't own a gun, only bear arms.
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