Granted. You wanted to know the point, but unfortunately, you got shot.

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I wish for a robot :D

You accidentally set it to "sentient AI".

I wish for a TF2 Level 3 Sentry Turret. That came with full bullets and rocket salvos, would guard my room, woulden't kill anyone I didn't want to kill (including me), had an auto-targeting system, that I would get it with the fastest postal service possible (so I won't get it on December 21), wouldn't break or go corrupt, is Electro-Sapper proof, woulden't corrupt the universe or anything like that, and came with a Wrangler.

Granted. When to buy one, your finger gets caught in the machine. Mmmm, Finger Pretzels!

I wish for contacts that won't dry out.

granted, you like carrots soo much, your eyes (with reference to the myth) become super sensitive to light and you are blinded by a street light.

I wish for a year supply of Uuo.

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Turns out it's radioactive. Suddenly, Gordon Freeman comes in with a HEV Suit for you, but accidentally punches a hole in the UUO container with his crowbar while a headcrab munches on your suit. Ooops.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted in such an unrelated but related way it makes your brains explode.

It does, bacause a time loop opens that causes the wish to not exist, and exist over a loop of 0.01 seconds. You are not affected by this timeloop, and have to think over this wish so many times that it causes your head to explode
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I wish the decisions I made were easier

granted, you easily decide to do something hard and make a paradox.

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I wish the ultimate question was "will it blend?"

Granted. It turns out you blend too.

I wish I could go downhill skiing.