@KydonShadow (View Post)

 I threw the banana in the guys face, and because of the poor sanitation in this country there was a deadly banana spider on it.

The next user is being bitten by said banana spider.

My skin was indestructable since I was god and I kill the spider with my godly powers.

The next user is being zapped by my godly ray of infinite killing power.

I have Sturdy. My HP is now 1.

The next user will be hit by a life-draining ray of infinite absorbing power.

i have an antidote for that - it(your ray) hits me , it will take some time , meanwhile i use the antidote.

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the next user gets thrown out of the universe , where time doesn't flow. if you can survive this i will gift you with one and only one wish (in which you can wish for literally absolutely any one thing.use it wisely.

If I was thrown of course a human will do that that mean I can kill him :p. My wish is to have unlimited wishes

The next use Ummmmm.......minecraft wasn't existing :p you wont play it again.

NOOO! You manic!

Some rival company creates another game exactly the same, so I don't play minecraft, but still enjoy it 

A whale falls from 1000 m above you and crushes you to bits. You don't have any armour.

OK When I imagine it it seems weird. Oh well. The guy was a deformed newborn baby and weighs so little I don't get hurt.

The next user is antimatter colliding with normal matter while the universe implodes.