i am a bigger and heavier star. i just ate that star, before it turns to a neutron star.

i suck the next user.

I am a black hole. I simply consume you and grow slightly larger.

 

The next user is a normal human who has crossed my outer event horizon, and will soon be vaporized at the inner horizon. You cannot teleport out, use faster-than-light travel, and will not survive to enter another universe.

Interstellar radiation turns me into a massive energy conduit. I destroy every star in the current galaxy and channel it into me, making me fast enough to actually escape the black hole.

 

The next user touches the unsheathed energy conduit of a fusion reactor.

Mmmmm... Luckily I can absorb an infinite amount of energy, and unleash it upon whatever I want

 

I unleash the full power of all the stars in the galaxy upon the next user.

Well, that hurt. Luckily, my body is still a massive energy conduit. I return home with the ridiculous amount of power and now I solve Earth's energy woes providing energy for 33,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.

 

The next user was dumb enough to touch me, releasing all of that energy into him, tearing the bonds between the strings in his photons in his atoms in his carbon molecules in his cells in his body.

I'm a pastafarian, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster granted me the power to change the atomic and molecular make up of anything, anywhere, as well as their arrangements and velocity/heat. I recreate myself.

 

I turn the next user into a puddle of molten carbon.

I am made of tungsten carbide, so you just stripped away the carbon, leaving me as a block of tungsten.

 

The next user is thrown into a grinder, where the blades are made of plutonium, there is hydrochloric acid pouring on you, and the whole thing is extremely hot.

@Michael238 (View Post)
I am Superman. I escape without a scratch.


The next user is a normal human hit with a rail gun.

@greymatter (View Post)

 I was a normal human when you posted that. Now I'm Chuck Norris.

 

The next user gets on FP and is hated on by @explosivepowder , who seems to be hating on all the FP saves bar like three :/ which drives them to do...

He's just mad because the first save he ever got onto FP got voted off instantly... Just like Geoff, My Pet Tron...

 

Seeing as @explosivepowder is only one person, I don't worry too much. Also he isn't very good at spelling, so I don't take it personally.

 

The next user gets super heavy alt downvoted by @explosivepowder. You currently have the lowest average save rating by far.