i stop time and teleport to earth.

 

the next user explodes for no apparent reason.

i am a thing that is meant to explode.

the next user is a mushroom on a tree. someone will cut you off.

Turns out the mushroom is very toxic.

 

The next user is teleported to hell.

You teleported me to Hell, Michigan. As a result, nothing happens as it is just another small town.

 

The next user is teleported to Jupiter's Great Red Spot.

I am a small amount of helium, and I am eventually flung out of the Great Red Spot.

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The next user is an astronaut in a spaceship about to enter the event horizon of an ultramassive black hole.

Larger black holes actually have weaker gravity than smaller ones, so I am able toboost my engines and get away before I cross the event horizon! Yaaay! For me :P

 

The next user is a minecraft steve being chased by minecraft creepers with regeneration, speed, and pretty much every other good potion effect. Also you are just respawned so you have nothing yaaay!

I type /gamemode c, spawn an enchanted diamond sword and kill them.

 

The next user is a human stuck in a collapsed mineshaft a few hundred feet down with 10 minutes of oxygen remaining. There are no other people with you, and rescuers are 20 minutes away.

@NUCLEAR_FOX (View Post)
you have no root... that means you die. (i don't say it will be eaten, but cut. and cut=dead)

@Skyborg (View Post)
the mineshaft collapses again, this time causing a hole into the place i am standing, at the top. (i can say "i suddenly teleported out of the mineshaft")

the next user is slammed and falling at the same time from a collapsing 100 story concrete building, when you are at 25th story from bottom, and you are human.

But this building was an aerogel and sponge storage place, so I fall onto some sponges on aerogel, slowing my velocity enough to prevent death.

The next user is teleported into the sun, and you are a human with nothing

However, your teleporter had a slight malfunction, and teleported me a tenth of a googol years into the future as well. Due to extensive proton decay, the Sun has lost most of its mass, as well as cooled to within a few degrees of absolute zero. Fortunately, I managed to find a wormhole passing by, which I used to go back to present day Earth.

 

The next user is a normal human who is teleported into the core of a large star going supernova.