Wish corrupter.
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You do, you copy and paste from wikipedia and your teacher somehow sees that you did and you get a spanking from your parents even though you are already probably something like 15 (maybe older)...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I wish that the invisible pink unicorn meets God and they have a amazing celestial mud fight of some sort and I was able to somehow see it and record the whole thing to show to the world via a very holy invisible pink book called the Holy Invisible Pink Dicky-Sionnery. (And also that the person who corrupts this is decent enough to actually corrupt it in an interesting and funny way :P If they don't then I will pray to the invisible pink unicorn (or what ever atheists to to it) and tell it to castrate you, unless you're a female, then I will ask it to ABUSE you!!!)
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It happens, yes, but during the mud fight God is like: NOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!??!?!?! so he throws a mud pie at the speed of light and kills the invisible pink unicorn thus make the Holy Invisible Pink Dicky-Sionnery to turn out to be completely pointless and anti-climatic.
(please don't castrate me...)
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I wish for more time... -
you get the best powder toy in existence, but your computer can't handle it. You wind up having to unplug your power supply to stop the laggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. Then you have to run scan disk (if there is anyone here you gets that I respect you even more)I wish for my FTC team to win our regional
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Granted, but a team of blind, deaf quadriplegics comes in last and gets five thousand times more publicity and fame than you, and you become hated oppressors in the eyes of the public.
I wish that Mythbusters did a few dozen more episodes for a second Big Blasts collection! -
They do, but they all die in the process.
I wish I hadn't posted with the wrong account just then... (with @cctv)
