@asdf
Granted you have spoken the language of I'm so totally fu**ed and you die

I wish for another wish for the previous wish till the last wish

@CrimsonCloud (View Post)
T'was backwards. Anyhow,

Granted, but I can't understand you.

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I wish that I understood you.

@asdf

Granted you understand me but commit suicide because of the complication

I wish I was king of sarcasm

@CrimsonCloud (View Post)
Granted, because that's a REALLY corruptable wish. It's SO easy. Then you meet him, and you find out that he's me.

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I wish that 2+2=5.

@asdf

Granted but kindergarten teachers comes running after you because you wished their knowledge was wrong

I wish that this thread keeps going till obama destroys it

It does, but Obama destroys it:

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I wish that Obama would destroy the thread.

granted but when obama destroys this you get killed because they hate you


I wish my friend would be a superstar

He is. He's justin bieber's twin sister.

I wish that you made a wish.

Granted, It's the following wish, and a paradox gets created:


I wish that asdf didn't wish for me to wish this wish.

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Also, gamax, since this is the most popular thread on the whole forum, you might want to add special periods of 1 day
Example: "The day where your wishes have to relate to your corruptions" or "The day when you corrupt your own wishes"