Well your epic. Although Chuck Norris' sneeze will blow you to China.

Chuck Norris IS god
Chuck Norris can be a male or a female, or even neither of those. Noone's ever figured out if that is his 10th fist or just a regular ****.
Chuck Norris can also be spelled "Suck Bottles". Because he can drink the whole water in the world and still be thirsty.
Chuck Norris's immune system is unused. Germs run away from here as soon as they see him.
Chuck Norris is 127% fists.
Chuck Norris's jokes aren't funny. But he'll kill anyone who doesn't laugh at them.
Chuck Norris killed his mother before he was born.
Chuck Norris PWNS

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Chuck Norris MUST always have capitals. OR YOU DIE!!!!

Chuck Norris built rome in a day,
Chuck Norris built the great wall of china from 1/100th of his muscles,
Chuck Norris owns the number 666 because he killed the devil,
Chuck Norris cannot be found by google because he find you,
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he attracts the earth to him,
Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards...just to see what second place looks like,
Chuck Norris doesn't just kill you, he goes back in time and punches your mom in the stomache,
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor didn't spank him, Chuck Norris roundhoused the doctor in the face,
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water,
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face,
The real reason the scientist became The Hulk was because Chuck Norris wanted to see what would happen to someone if he gave him ONE of his cells,
Chuck Norris pities Mr. T,
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man into next week...in fact, I believe he's due back tom,rrow
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris...Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.

Chuck Norris doesn't move around the universe, the universe moves around him.
Chuck Norris was born 593720539 years, 5 months, 7 days, 8 hours, 51 minutes and 9 seconds ago... From on 0:00:00 9/11/2001.
Chuck Norris sells crack. 1 dollar each ton. Then he kills costumers and takes the crack and resells it.
If u say Chuck Norris once while watching yourself on the mirror he appears and roundkicks you... From inside the mirror.
Chuck Norris's muscles are dense... 1000x more dense than a neutrons star.
Once a lion was about to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ate it. Then came back in time and ate it's mother.
Chuck Norris was on the doctor once... He was too weak. Couldn't lift 10000 tons, only 9999,9999 tons. Now he lifts the whole universe.
Chuck Norris can make an atomic explosion for clapping hands.
Chuck Norris once had a dodo pet. He didn't like it. So he went back in time and extinguished the species.
Chuck Norris is watching you...
Chuck Norris doesn't like cookies, but he steals your cookies just to annoy you.
Whenever you say Chuck Norris a person is born... and 100 die.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... My prayers are done too.

Chuck Norris CANNOT be cloned because scientists know that if Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick hits another Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick the universe would implode and the 3rd dimension would not exist.