@Jackeea (View Post)
you lock yourself in a dense safe.

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I wish someone would corrupt this wish properly :(

Granted, my corruption is that you are struck by lightning and die.

I wish for control of a fully armed nuclear submarine.

your sub blows up half the earth and kills everyone on that side


I wish i was just to epic and was pure awesomeness

You are so awesome, half of the galaxy explodes in a falcon-punch like explosion.

Granted, but because tudoreleuu wished you didn't, so he didn't and there is now a paradox ripping reality apart.

I wish to be the richest person alive, ever.

@Jackeea (View Post)
You survive, but then you lose the game.